Bordeaux Wine Enthusiasts

The management team for internationally renowned lawyer and philanthropist Jimmy "Lynch 'The New Lafite' Bages" How announced that a press conference is forthcoming in the next day or two. Attorney/philanthropist How will discuss plans for the upcoming seventeenth annual convention of Bordeaux Wine Enthusiasts, affectionally recognized as "the greatest internet wine web site in the world." Sources off the record said that How was resting after a battle with dehydration and exhaustion following the Super Bowl victory of the New England Patriots, which cemented that team's legacy as the greatest sports franchise in the history of American sports and quarterback Tom Brady and coach Bill Belicheck's status as the greatest of all time.

I have just one word: Yankees.

GOAT? Can you believe this Jimmy LB How character has really said this about the Patriots?
Patriots? An insult to real patriots. What they really are? Cheatriots.
Belicheck? Cheater.
Brady? Cheater. But Vlad is very very pleased to have his game jersey.

Yankees? Losers! Haven't won the World Series since Ruth and Gehrig.
KellyAnne and Sean will back me up on this.

Ali, you say? Draft dodger! Dead! Loser!

GOAT? Seriously?
A bad high school student could tell you it's me.
You want winning? I'll give you winning.
I'll give you so much winning you'll be sick of winning.
Really, folks, has anyone else besides me ever shot a perfect 18 in golf? Anyone? Ever?

Keep this up, Jimmy Liberal Butthurt How, and I have ONE word for you:
SEE YOU IN COURT!

DONALD JESUS* TRUMP

*as in The Savior, not the Mexican guy. We deported him.

Hey man , DJT, great first post. And what about 2011 Chateau Calon Segur?

Like the Rolling Stones sang in 1967' :" please come see me in the citadelle".

I'm gone.

Nic

Calon Segur.
What is it with that heart on the label?
Is that a bleeding heart libtard thing?

Good label for Valentine's Day?
Anyone who needs a wuss label or wine to get a girl tipsy to make his move? LOSER!!!

I don't need no stinkin wine, but for the losers that do, check out Trump Vineyards. NFI - I dont own it, but what a great name. The best!

But me, I just kiss 'em. I don't even wait. I move on 'em like a bitch. You can do that when you're famous. I just grab 'em by the...

Oh wait, gotta go. Flynnie is asking if I can get Brady's game jock for Vlad. Not sure if I'm ready to give that one up. It looks so good on KellyAnne, I only need 2 of those blue pills to Make Donald Great Again.